Dog Lovers - Different People Loving dogs for Different Reasons

How do you call a person who loves dogs, and its "benefits"?

Dog Owners, Dog Lovers, Dog Nuts, Dog Nannies, Dogtards, Doggidts, Dog Nutters, Dog Wackos, Dog Freaks, Mutt Lickers...

There are numerous ways to call a dog lover, we all know that.

However, this category of people is bigger than we might think and also so diverse due to the high number of people who are attached to those animals.

One thing they have in common: yes, they all adore dogs, but not for the same reasons.

Some really like dogs directly, the animal itself. Others don't like the animal but just the social acceptance they allow. And many others. I detailed most of them:

• Dog Lover - The Animal Lover
  The people who really like their dogs, kiss them, fight for them, basically for a genuine reason.
   
• Dog Lover - The Imaginary Animal Lover
  Persons who were indoctrinated (or brain-washed if you prefer) by this dogs everywhere situation we are living now. With so many people say they love dogs, the media portraying dogs as heroes, the medical community saying dog are safe... well, they think they also should love dogs but they do not, they just "imagine" they do.
   
• Dog Lover - The Animal Lover for the Power
  Low life kind of people that just "love" a dog due to the fear, domination and such it provides. Can pitbull pushers come to your mind? Yes.
   
• Dog Lover - The Fake Animal Lover
  The people who "say" they like dogs but in reality don't. They can be family members, neighbours, journalists to appease their bosses... anyone who actually is not fond of dogs (they do not need to be dog haters) but do say they like dogs for reasons like to avoid confrontations or to be seen as an outcast.
   
• Dog Lover - The Social Acceptance Lover
  The ones who got a dog just because "everyone has a dog" so they can join the masses and so be treated as a superior person, in their minds. These are the ones who keep saying out loud everywhere they go things like "I'm a doggy mommy", "Dogs are better than babies", "I wish I could live in a human-free world, just dogs everywhere!". These people are the ones who crave the most for attention.
   
• Dog Lover - The Bestiality Lover
  The name says it all. These are even more insane and insanitary individuals who actually love their animal to the point to even have real sex with it. Sometimes they just want animal sex but are loving the canine anyway. The amount of people who engage in this type of activity is much, much bigger than our wildest nightmares could endure.
  
  
• Dog Lover - The Politics Lover
  All public servants are included here. Dog wardens, Animal Control, Police Officers, Mayor, City Administrators, Judges, and above. Most of them do everything they can just to appease the vile dog loving population so these public employees could maintain their jobs And salaries. They do not necessarily and directly love dogs but this kind of love is an indirect or just because of the benefits they bring.
   
• Dog Lover - The Money Lover
  Everyone involved with dogs in businesses or activities that make money. There is also the direct and indirect ways to profit from this scenario so they all say they love dogs but in reality they are on it just and all because of the money, big money, very very big money. Dog breeders, Pet Shops, Dog food producers, Veterinarians, Pharmaceutical companies selling medication for dogs... and the indirect ones like Doctors and Hospitals (every bite, maul, maim... profit), Movies/Commercials/News (There always is a dog involved helping to sell whatever those businesses want to sell, from cars to ice-cream, from houses to mattresses, you name it).
   
• Dog Lover - The Big, Very Big Money Lover
  These are the "Invisible Hands at Work". The super rich, multi-billionaires who are the big, real pushers of this dog lunacy. If you have thought about this, you know that we would not be living this hellish current life with dogs everywhere, every time and anyhow without them, someone must be commanding this mess. It did Not happened by chance, but Not at all. Those people up there certainly with large shareholders in specific companies, right there in their mansions, just pick up the the phone and call a Hollywood high executive and say "I want a dog in a Bad Pritt Movie" and then quite soon a "cute doggy is running amuck inside a plane heading for a World Z while everyone around is ok with it!".
  
  Do you remember the tactics used by the tobacco industry decades ago? Yes?! Well, they are back, and even more knowledgeable, now in the hands of the extremely powerful dog lobby.

I could go on and on with more detailing of each one of the above but I thing the image is quite clear already.

The name above encompasses basically all types of people that for one reason or another have a dog in their lives. It also seems respectful and so more acceptable by normal people, the ones who haven't fell for this lunacy. Better yet to refer them when talking to the press, the independent media, so rare these days.

This is so my choice to refer to any person who "loves" dogs.

Dog Lovers. Let your imagination run wild who they really are.